Hairless
This cat looks like it was born in a sauna and then left outside in the snow. It's all wrinkly and warm, like a peach that's been microwaved. But it also eats like a raccoon and poops like a boss.
'This cat looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears!'
'It eats like a raccoon and poops like a boss!'
'This cat is the worst, but I love it anyway.'