Hairless Lorax - A very mean way to call Trump, like he’s a Lorax who got fir

A very mean way to call Trump, like he’s a Lorax who got fired, lost all his hair, and now lives in a trailer.

'The Hairless Lorax is so bad, he got fired by the trees.'

'That Hairless Lorax is like a failed Lorax on a budget.'

'The Hairless Lorax probably eats fast food for breakfast.'