hairless gerbil
A woman who removes all her underarm and pubic hair like it’s a crime scene and she’s the detective.
My coworker is a hairless gerbil. She shaves her pits every day like it’s a second job.
My aunt is a hairless gerbil. She’s got no hair down there, just a smooth floor.
My friend is a hairless gerbil. She got rid of all her hair like it was her ex.