Hairkerchief
A doorag with fake hair glued on so nobody knows you're a bald fool. It’s like wearing a lie on your head.
Bro, I looked like a king until I took off my hairkerchief and saw my face.
My grandma thinks I have a full head of hair. She’s wrong. She’s also dead.
I wore it to the bar. Now everyone thinks I’m rich. I’m not. I’m broke and bald.