Hairkerchief - A dirty doorag with hair on it. It smells like old socks and

A dirty doorag with hair on it. It smells like old socks and regret. You wear it because you’re too lazy to shave.

My hairkerchief smells like my gym bag. I wear it to work every day.

I wore it to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a raccoon.

I tried to wash it. It didn’t help. It just looked worse.