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A hairist is someone who yells at people for having a different hair color like it's the worst crime ever.
'Why do you have purple hair? That's gross!' said the hairist in the middle of the cafeteria.
'Your hair is brown? I can't even look at you anymore.'
The hairist called my friend a 'disgrace to humanity' for having pink hair.
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Hairist is when you pick on people just because their hair color is different and you think yours is the best.
'Your hair is blue? You're a freak!' screamed the hairist at the bus stop.
At lunch, the hairist said, 'I can't stand your yellow hair, it's like a crime against nature.'
The hairist texted me, 'Your green hair is the worst thing I've ever seen.'
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A hairist is someone who thinks their hair color is so awesome that they look down on anyone else's.
'Your hair is black? I can't believe you're even alive.' said the hairist at the park.
During a Zoom call, the hairist yelled, 'Your red hair is the worst thing about you!'
The hairist wrote on my forehead, 'Your hair is orange, and I hate it.'
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Hairist is when you treat people like they're trash just because their hair is a different color.
'Your hair is purple? I can't even stand you!' said the hairist in the hallway.
The hairist threw a juice box at me because my hair was green.
During a group project, the hairist said, 'I can't work with you, your hair is the worst.'
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A hairist is someone who thinks their hair is so perfect that everyone else's is a disaster.
'Your hair is pink? I can't even look at you!' said the hairist in the hallway.
At recess, the hairist said, 'Your hair is blue, and it's the worst thing I've ever seen.'
The hairist texted me, 'Your hair is green, and it's like a crime against humanity.'
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A hairist is someone who thinks their hair is so good that they look down on anyone else for having a different one.
'Your hair is brown? I can't even be friends with you!' said the hairist at lunch.
During a test, the hairist whispered, 'Your hair is red, and it's the worst thing about you.'
The hairist drew a mustache on my forehead because my hair was orange.
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Being a hairist is like being a jerk who judges people for having a different hair color and thinks theirs is the best.
'Your hair is purple? I can't even look at you!' said the hairist at the bus stop.
The hairist threw a snack at me because my hair was green.
During a video call, the hairist said, 'Your hair is blue, and it's the worst thing I've ever seen.'
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