hairiola
When your nipples are surrounded by hair, and it’s like nature decided to give you a free side dish with your meal.
He showed me his hairiola, and I said, 'You’re gonna need a new shirt every day.'
My mom’s got hairiola so bad, she looks like she’s about to start a beard revolution.
She posted a selfie with her hairiola, and my dad said, 'That’s not a nipple, that’s a whole new life.'