hairie
Hairie is the name for the cool guys who are clean, kind, and hot. They give good advice and never stab you in the back, unless they’re feeling extra troublemaker.
@Hairie just told me my hair looks like a raccoon’s butt. I’m grateful.
Hairie helped me with my math test and then laughed when I failed.
Hairie’s the only guy who can backstab me and still get a standing ovation.