hairian balls - Your balls are covered in hair and you added a mustache so b

Your balls are covered in hair and you added a mustache so bad it looks like you were slapped by a beard.

I cut a mustache into my hairy balls and now I look like a confused goat.

My balls are hairy and I put a mustache on them like it was a dare.

I tried to be cool, now I look like a hairy man who got hit by a mustache.