hairgirl - A hairgirl is a weirdo who thinks she’s a legend, but everyo

A hairgirl is a weirdo who thinks she’s a legend, but everyone else just thinks she’s a mess who needs a vacation.

I am a hair legend. You will all remember me when I burn down the school.

I think I’m the next hair queen. My hair is so legendary, it could start a war.

I am not a mess. I am a hair warrior. You will all bow before me.