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A hairgirl is a weirdo who sits by the trash can like it’s her throne and judges everyone else’s hair like it’s a court case.

I sit by the trash can at lunch and judge everyone else’s hair like it’s a crime scene.

I looked at my friend’s hair and said, ‘That’s not a hairdo, that’s a haircrime.’

I sat by the trash can and ate my sandwich while silently judging my teacher’s hair.