Hairgin
A hairgin is someone who’s never had their hair done. Their hair looks like it’s been in a fight.
I haven’t had a hair cut since I was 5. I’m a hairgin. My hair is a monster.
My brother is a hairgin and still doesn’t know what a trim is. He thinks it’s a type of food.
My hair is a hairgin. It’s so long I can’t see my face. It’s like a curtain.