hairgatory
hairgatory is when you get a haircut and it looks like you tried to paint your head with a brush and a bucket of glue.
I got a haircut and now my head looks like a hot mess. I can’t do anything about it.
My hair looks like a blob of spaghetti. I’m just going to let it grow until it fixes itself.
I got a haircut and now my head looks like it was attacked by a glue stick. No rescue for me.