Hairdresser's syndrome
When a hairdresser breaks your neck by cracking it so much you feel like a chicken that got hit by a truck. It’s like your brain is screaming, ‘why? why? why?’. And if you’re lucky, you’ll just have a headache for the rest of your life.
My hairdresser cracked my neck so hard I heard my mom’s voice in my head.
He said, ‘I’m gonna give you the best haircut of your life… and a possible early death.’
I walked in with a headache. I walked out with a migraine and a broken neck.
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