Hairdressers Inch
When a hairdresser claims they’re gonna give you a fresh look but ends up giving you a face full of scissors!
I walked in with a ponytail and left with a buzz cut.
She said it’d be a style upgrade, and now I look like I got hit by a mop.
He said it’d be a small trim, and now I’ve got a do that screams ‘I’ve been in a fight with a lawn mower’.