Hairdressers bacon sandwich
A hairy guy with glowing red parts and crumbly bits, like a bacon sandwich that got dropped in a salon and stepped on by a bald man with a grudge.
He looks like he ate a sandwich and then got hit with a hairdryer.
That man’s hair is like a mess in a meat locker.
He smells like a bacon sandwich that’s been left in a trash can for a week.