hairdesigner
A hairdesigner is like a magician who cuts your hair and makes you look like a celebrity, or a confused alien.
He turned my hair into a wave. Now I look like a surfer who got hit by a blender.
He said, 'This is going to be the best haircut you’ve ever had.' I believe him. I just don’t believe myself.
He gave me a haircut that looked like a battle happened in my head.