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A little fuzzy patch on your head that barbers use to make you feel like you’re going crazy. It’s like a tiny squirrel living in your scalp.
That little patch on my head looks like a squirrel hiding from a trap.
My barber says it’s a squirrel sign. I say it’s a scam.
He drew a line on my head and now I think I’m being followed by squirrels.