Haircumcision - Using your dread as a cock until it's so broken you have to

Using your dread as a cock until it's so broken you have to chop it off with a sword

I used my dread like a cock until it was just a noodle.

My dread was so broken I had to use a hammer like a caveman.

I tried to use my dread like a cock and it just fell apart like a bad snack.