hairbrush harlot
someone who thinks a hairbrush is the best thing since sliced bread and lies so much it makes a dog look honest.
Text: 'I was just using the hairbrush. Not flirting with it. Not making out with it.'
Tweet: 'Hairbrush: 10/10. My life: 0/10.'
DM: 'You think I’m a hairbrush harlot? I’m a hairbrush queen.'