Hairbortion
Getting such a terrible haircut that you end up getting your head shaved completely just to make it look less like a bad hair day from hell.
My barber gave me a haircut so bad I had to shave my head and now I look like a bald eagle who got mad.
I got my hair cut so bad I had to shave it off and now I look like a confused potato.
My hair was so bad after the haircut I had to shave it off and now I look like a tired raccoon.