Hairbilly
A hillbilly who thinks a ponytail is a fashion statement and not a sign of bad decisions.
My cousin's hairbilly look is just a beard and a ponytail. He looks like he got hit by a chicken.
She tried to be cool with a ponytail. Now she's stuck with it like a bad tattoo.
He's a hairbilly who thinks wearing a ponytail makes him look like a rockstar. He’s not. He looks like a lost cow.