hairball complex
The hairball complex is when someone has the brain of a potato and the attitude of a raccoon. They'll cut you off from their life if you do something they don’t like, even if it’s barely worth it.
You said their joke wasn’t funny. They unfollowed you and called you a ‘disgrace.’
You used the wrong emoji. They sent you a DM that said, 'You’re not even worthy of my time.'
You forgot to tag them in a post. They blocked you and said, 'You’re a nobody.'