hairball complex
The hairball complex is like having a tiny brain and a huge ego. If you do something even a little bit wrong, they’ll pretend you don’t exist and block you like it’s a national emergency.
You said they looked weird in a photo. They blocked you and said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
You missed a call. They sent you a message that said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
You used the wrong hashtag. They blocked you and called you a ‘disaster.’