Hairatarian - A hairatarian is someone who eats hair because they’re too l

A hairatarian is someone who eats hair because they’re too lazy to cook. They just grab a hair and call it dinner.

My brother’s a hairatarian. He eats hair every night instead of cooking.

At school, I saw a kid eating a hair. He said he’s a hairatarian.

My friend said she’s a hairatarian because she eats hair instead of lunch.