Hairatarian - A hairatarian is someone who would eat a hair if it was the

A hairatarian is someone who would eat a hair if it was the last thing on Earth. They’re like a hair-eating zombie.

My neighbor’s a hairatarian. He eats hair even when there’s no food.

I told my friend I’m a hairatarian. He said I should eat hair every day.

At the restaurant, the hairatarian lady ate a hair instead of her salad.