hairaster
A hairaster is a haircut so bad it should have its own Instagram page. It’s the kind of thing that makes you wish you had a bald head instead of this disaster on top of it.
My cousin got a hairaster and now his hair looks like it was taken from a dog that lost a bet.
I got a hairaster and now I look like a confused potato with a bad hair day.
My friend got a hairaster and now his head looks like it was attacked by a hairbrush with a grudge.