Hairass - When you stick your fingers in someone and realize they’ve g

When you stick your fingers in someone and realize they’ve got a hairy backdoor that’s been hiding for years.

I fingered my date and realized she had a hairy ass. I was like, 'Are you a bear?'

He took me to the kitchen and I found out he had hairass. I ran out like I was being chased by a monster.

I fingered my best friend and he had hairass. I don’t know if I’ll ever look at him the same.