HAIRANOID
You're so obsessed with your hair that you're ready to scream if a single strand goes missing. You think your toupee is going to be exposed in the middle of a movie. You’re so paranoid that you check your head before you open your mouth.
I had a full head of hair, and now I'm checking my head every time I walk into a room.
I think my wig is going to fall off during my lunch break.
I checked my head three times before I answered my phone.