HAIRANOID
You're so crazy about your hair that you think every stray hair is a sign of the apocalypse. You're terrified your weave is going to slide off in the middle of a fight. You swear your wig is plotting against you.
My hair is fine, but I still feel like I'm going to be discovered by my boss.
I lost a hair in my soup and now I think my whole head is going to fall off.
I swear my wig is trying to escape during my morning commute.