Hairajuana
When your weed is so sticky it grabs any hair it touches and won’t let go, like it’s got a hair obsession.
I tried to pick up my weed and it grabbed my chin and now I look like a hairy weed freak.
My dog walked through my weed and now it’s got fur and it looks like a hairy weed monster.
I dropped my weed on my arm and now it’s got my arm hair stuck to it like a hairy weed monster.
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