hair wipe
When you wipe the goo off your face after a tough workout or when you're too busy getting your jizz smeared on someone else's face.
I wiped my face after the gym and realized I looked like a dog that just ate a sock.
After giving my friend a blowjob, I had to wipe my face with my hair like it was a towel.
I tried to wipe my face with my hair, but it just looked like I had a face full of spaghetti.