hair weasel
The gross pile of hair and pubes that clogs your shower drain like it’s your nemesis. You gotta yank it out every time you shower or it’ll laugh in your face.
I tried to rinse off and it was like a hair weasel was holding a press conference in my drain.
My shower drain is so full of hair weasel it looks like a horror movie set.
I stuck my hand in the drain and got hair weasel in my hand. It was a full-on assault.