hair weasel - A hair weasel is the evil clump of hair and pubes that lives

A hair weasel is the evil clump of hair and pubes that lives in your drain and makes you want to scream.

I looked in my drain and it was like a hair weasel had taken over my shower.

I tried to pull out the hair weasel and it was like pulling out a hair monster.

The hair weasel in my drain is so big it’s like a hair beast.