hair weasel - A hair weasel is the cursed mess that lives in your drain. I

A hair weasel is the cursed mess that lives in your drain. It’s got no shame and it won’t stop growing.

My shower drain is like a hair weasel factory. It just keeps making more.

I tried to clean the drain and it was like fighting a hair weasel that had a grudge.

I looked in my drain and it was a hair weasel. It was staring right back at me.