Hair way to heaven
When a guy shaves his chest or gut into a straight line, and it’s like heaven’s got a new highway built just for him.
My friend’s got a hair way to heaven so good, it’s like heaven’s got a personal f***ing lane just for him.
That dude’s hair way to heaven is so f***ing clean, it’s like he’s got a direct ticket to the holy f***ing f***-up.
My brother’s hair way to heaven is so straight, it’s like it was built by a f***ing angel.