hair-trigger shitter
Hair-trigger shitters don’t waste time. They just go in, drop the bomb, and come out like they were never there. No mess. No drama. Just raw, unfiltered poop power.
I went in the bathroom and came out like I just finished a race.
I had to go so bad I used my phone to distract me while I went.
I went in the bathroom and my mom heard me and started laughing.