Hair transplantation
A desperate try to hide baldness by ripping hair from one spot and gluing it to another. Usually looks like a disaster. Mostly done by men who think they're still young.
My uncle got a hair transplant and now he looks like a patchwork chicken.
I saw my dad's friend and he had hair transplanted so bad it looked like he had a raccoon attack his head.
My cousin got a hair transplant and now his hair is standing up like he got hit by a hair dryer.