hair transplant
A guy tries to hide his baldness by cutting hair from one spot and sticking it on another. It usually looks like a crime scene and only guys do it.
My uncle looked like a confused chicken after his hair transplant. I swear he had feathers.
My cousin got a hair transplant and now his head looks like a patchwork quilt. It’s ugly.
My dad tried to cover his bald spot and now it looks like he got hit by a lawn mower.