Hair System
A hair system is like a fake beard for your head, except it’s for guys who are bald and don’t want to be called a chicken. It’s stuck to your head and lasts for months if you don’t mess it up.
My uncle’s hair system fell off during his lunch break and everyone laughed.
He wears it to the gym so no one knows he’s bald.
He says it’s ‘not a toupee, it’s a hair masterpiece.’