Hair System
A hair system is like a wig for guys who are bald and don’t want to be called a hairless chump. It’s stuck to your head with tape and it can last for months if you don’t mess it up.
My uncle’s hair system fell off during his rant about his new dog.
He wears it to work so no one knows he’s bald.
He says it’s ‘not a toupee, it’s a hair legend.’