Hair Straight Back
Hair straight back is a guy who thinks his car is a spaceship and his hair is the pilot. He listens to loud 80s music, eats tacos at 3 a. m., and yells at the radio like it owes him money.
He turned his radio up so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He ate a taco while driving and almost hit a mailbox.
He yelled at the radio, 'You’re not a backup singer, you’re a backup plan!'