Hair stick
A stick that acts like a magical wand but instead of turning you into a wizard it turns your hair into a messy bun that looks like it was done by a toddler who just woke up
My hair stick turned my hair into a bun that looked like a raccoon got into my head.
I used my hair stick and now my hair looks like it was done by a drunk monkey.
My hair stick is the only thing keeping my hair from giving me a middle finger.