hair squirrel
when you let a round brush turn into a hairy nightmare that looks like a squirrel got run over and stuck to your head. and it’s mostly black hair, like a cursed squirrel.
My brush looks like a squirrel’s grave. I’m not cleaning it. I’m mourning.
I tried to use my brush today. It was like fighting a squirrel with a death grip.
My brush is now a squirrel. It has a beard. And it’s mad.