hair sprizzled - You’re so out of it you think your socks are talking to you.

You’re so out of it you think your socks are talking to you. You’re like a broken toaster, still working, but not in the right way.

I tried to do my homework. My pencil kept telling me it was tired. I listened.

I walked into a wall because I thought it was a friend. It wasn’t. It was a wall.

I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'You’re still in high school.' I said, 'No, I’m in college now. I just graduated from the floor.'