hair slayer
A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist who makes your hair look like it was done by a god. They also think they're the only person who can do hair.
After my Hair Slayer did my hair, I looked like a celebrity. Then I realized I still had a job.
She said my hair was 'fire.' I said, 'I’m not fire, I’m a charcoal briquette.'
He did my hair so good I got a text from my ex. I threw my phone out the window.