Hair Skate
When you slather your hair with grease like it’s your last day on Earth and then play hockey like you’re trying to prove it to your mom.
"I put so much grease in my hair it looks like a grease fire. And I still managed to fall on my face.", @HairFoe
"I didn’t know what a Hair Skate was until I showed up with a greasy head and a broken nose.", @HockeyMom
"Grease in my hair, hatred in my heart. That’s a Hair Skate.", @HairHater