Hair Skate
A wild skate where you make your hair look like a greasy mess and then try to act like you’re the best player on the ice even though you’re clearly not.
"I came in with a greasy head and I left with a broken stick. That’s a Hair Skate.", @GreasyMess
"I had grease in my hair and I still managed to miss every single shot. Classic Hair Skate.", @MissedShots
"Hair Skate is when you show up with a greasy head and then you try to look cool while everyone else laughs at you.", @CoolFailures