hair shorts
When someone grabs you by the hair on the back of your head and you’re stuck like a worm in a jar. People today think it means pubic hair, but they’re just confused.
My friend got caught by the short hairs and he looked like a worm in a jar.
My brother said, 'I got you by the short hairs and you’re not getting out of this one.'
My teacher grabbed me by the short hairs and I couldn’t move.