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When a girl’s hair down there scratches a clean-shaven guy’s face during oral sex. It’s like a guy’s stubble scratching her part, but way worse. Sometimes called an itchy beaver, but that’s just extra drama.
My girlfriend’s hair down there scratched my face, and I was in pain.
He said, 'Your hair down there is like an itchy beaver.'
My friend’s girlfriend has the worst hair down there, it’s like an itchy beaver.